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The Luxury Prison: A Live-Aboard Odyssey by Chef Luis Rafael Hurtado. #24/0221.

December 17, 2024 · 2 min read

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The Luxury Prison: A Live-Aboard Odyssey

Gather ’round, dear yachties and landlubbers alike, for the tragicomic tale of The Sole Stew Who Never Stepped Ashore—a gripping saga of high seas, endless shifts, and promises as hollow as the owner’s empathy tank.

It all began on a sunny day in Somewhere Expensive, when our protagonist—a bright-eyed, freshly hired sole stew—embarked on her grand adventure. The job description had promised glamour: impeccable sunsets, champagne-sipping guests, and up to 10 days off between busy periods. In yachtie terms, that clearly translated to: “10 minutes to cry in the laundry room while clutching a bottle of window cleaner.”

Now, picture her surprise when those magical 10 days off vanished into thin air—much like the fresh towels she mysteriously conjures from unknown dimensions.

“Oh, you wanted time off?” the owners must’ve scoffed. “Silly stew! Who needs rest when there are guests to entertain and placemats to realign?!”

And let’s not forget the hours:

7:30 AM to 11 PM. Every. Single. Day.

Even vampires are clocking fewer hours at this point.

Our stew—name withheld to protect her dignity (and her potential revenge plot)—finally dared to voice her concerns, gently mentioning the small, human need for rest.

“Rest? What is this… rest you speak of?” the owner likely whispered, squinting as though deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. “No. No rest for you.”

With a flick of their Rolex-clad wrist, the “meeting” was adjourned.

Thus began life in this peculiar floating purgatory—anchored permanently, like a teak-decked Alcatraz where white-glove service reigns supreme.

Think I’m being dramatic? Allow me to paint the scene:

• No stepping ashore.

• No walking beyond the boat’s boundaries.

• No mental reprieve from the madness.

She is Sisyphus, forever pushing her vacuum cleaner up the same carpeted hill, while guests demand more drinks, fluffier pillows, and perhaps a sprinkling of her sanity—just for garnish.

But wait! It’s not all doom and gloom. There are perks:

1. She’ll leave with the core strength of an Olympic gymnast from hauling trays 18 hours a day.

2. Her ability to smile while dying inside will rival that of a seasoned beauty queen.

3. She now possesses enough material for a Netflix dark comedy series: “Anchored in Agony.”

The real tragedy? She can’t leave. The cruel, capricious visa gods have ensured she stays bound, and a paycheck—no matter how small or soaked in tears—is still a paycheck.

So, dear yachtie comrades, what’s the moral of this salty saga?

Perhaps it’s this: Always clarify if “live aboard” means “never leave aboard.” And when someone promises, “Oh, you’ll definitely get days off,” just know that’s yacht-owner slang for: “We’ll pat you on the head and smile while you descend into madness.”

To our hero, still adrift in this gilded cage, we say: Stay strong. Find small joys in smudgeless cutlery and perfectly folded linens. Whisper your frustrations into the crisp pleat of a napkin. And if all else fails, remember this—you are now the undisputed master of survival on the high seas.

Anchors aweigh, sanity optional.

Yoga and Recovery: How Supplements Accelerate Healing. #24/0223.

December 17, 2024 · 2 min read

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Did you know that combining yoga with the right nutrition can significantly shorten your recovery time after physical exertion?

For yacht personnel, physical fitness and rapid recovery are particularly important, as work onboard often involves long days and intensive physical activities. Yoga has proven to be an effective method to increase flexibility, reduce stress, and aid in body recovery.

The Importance of Yoga for Recovery

Yoga combines physical exercises with breathing techniques and meditation, leading to holistic body recovery. According to a study by Harvard Medical School, yoga can lower cortisol levels—a stress hormone that can slow down recovery. Additional benefits of yoga for recovery include:

1. Improved Circulation: Certain yoga poses enhance blood flow to muscles and organs, allowing nutrients to be transported more efficiently.
2. Increased Flexibility: Regular stretching makes muscles more supple, preventing injuries and supporting recovery.
3. Mental Balance: Yoga reduces stress and anxiety, positively affecting overall health and recovery.

How Supplements Accelerate Recovery

In addition to yoga, proper nutrition and targeted use of supplements can further enhance recovery. Especially for yacht personnel working under demanding conditions, supplements can help compensate for nutrient deficiencies.

1. Minerals: Magnesium and calcium are essential for muscle relaxation and function. Deficiencies can lead to cramps and delayed recovery.
2. Trace Elements: Zinc, iron, and selenium support the immune system and energy metabolism, crucial for swift recovery.
3. Vitamin D: Promotes muscle function and contributes to a healthy immune system, improving recovery after physical exertion.

FitLine Restorate Citrus for Optimal Recovery

To maximize your recovery, FitLine Restorate Citrus offers an ideal solution. This product combines high-quality minerals and trace elements like calcium, magnesium, iron, zinc, selenium, copper, manganese, chromium, and vitamin D.

1. Rich in Zinc: Contributes to normal acid-base metabolism and supports normal fertility.
2. Supports Metabolism: Zinc contributes to normal carbohydrate and fatty acid metabolism.
3. Boosts Immune System: Rich in vitamin D, which contributes to normal immune system function.
4. Exclusive Nutrient Transport Concept (NTC®): Ensures optimal absorption of nutrients in the body.

Conclusion

Combining yoga with targeted supplementation can significantly accelerate recovery—a crucial advantage for yacht personnel facing high physical demands. By incorporating FitLine Restorate Citrus into your daily routine, you’ll be well-prepared for the next challenges on board.

Yacht Business Focus on Mallorca. With Courtesy of Erica Lay & The Mallorca Bulletin. #24/0220.

December 13, 2024 · 4 min read

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Erica Lay owner of EL CREW International Yacht Crew Agency http://www.elcrewco.com/ erica@elcrewco.com

YACHT BUSINESS FOCUS IN MALLORCA

Each week Erica Lay, owner of EL CREW CO International Yacht Crew Agency talks to people in the local yachting community. For more info on any of our stars featured here, you can contact Erica directly on erica@elcrewco.com  

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Today I’m speaking with Jared Smith, Owner/Manager or Chilling SL who build and rent cooling towers to yacht when they haul out for maintenance. This kit enables the yacht to keep fridges, air con and shore power running just like when they’re in the water. After a long yachting career, he moved ashore in 2007 to work for an engineering company. A few years (and sweaty projects later) he built his first cooling tower, and launched his business. 

1. What attracted you to the island? What do you like about living here?

 The lifestyle, culture, the food, the people. It is also a land of opportunity, for those with the courage and perseverance to see it through (I didn’t say it was easy).

2. What’s the hardest thing about living in Mallorca? –

The bureaucracy can be hard work and Spain is the worst place in Europe to be self-employed which is expensive and frustrating. Thankfully my wife deals with this side of things, I am just a dirt magnet with some plumbing skills.

3. What’s your background before you set up your business? – 

Born in England, lived in Germany, Singapore, New Zealand and finally my family settled in Australia. In 2002 after working on the Great Barrier Reef, Gold Coast, and managing a restaurant in Vietnam, I found myself working as mate on a 30m MY in Valencia. Our first stop? Palma. And the love affair began.

4. What’s your USP?

Currently we are the only business in the Balearics custom building and renting cooling towers for yachts. Many years of experience gives us the knowledge to provide the most suitable towers and how to manage the many technical aspects necessary to keep our machines compliantwith local government regulations. 

5. What’s the best thing about your job?

Having happy clients come back to us year after year. On new boats, being first in and last out. I like a good challenge and am always thinking of ways to do my job better, faster and easier than the last time. 

6. What’s the most challenging part of your job? 

Meeting demand; when it’s busy I have connected 4 boats in one day due to their yard schedules so I try to stay as organised as possible, but have to be flexible too. I don’t leave the yard until the job is done, so it’s in my best interest to get it done as quickly and cleanly as possible. 

7. If you could have any yacht in the world for a day, which one would you pick?

SY Elfje because she is beautiful, with my wife for all the support she has given me through the whole business adventure. She was the first person I spoke to about setting up cooling towers, and if it wasn’t for her positivity and support on that day, well…. There would be a lot more hot and sweaty boats than there are today.

8. What do you like to do when you’re not working?

 I like sailing, snorkelling, cooking and walking my dogs. 

9. What advice would you give to anyone looking to establish a yacht related business in Mallorca?

Learn Spanish. Never rely on a gestor, you need to know the law and what you are doing. Grow your business organically. Some are meteoric and burn out just as fast as they rise. A service-based business is reliant on you and your relationship with the client, make them happy and they will return. This takes time. Have a very thorough business plan, and find out everything you need to know before you pull the trigger. Do this by asking other entrepreneurs about their experiences, the bad and the good. Just remember the business you are building is all about you, and what you can do. You are the soul of the business, without your drive, passion and commitment it is nothing. Ask someone who has sold their business, it’s never the same without them.

10. Any stories, thoughts, or anything else you’d like to share feel free! –

The first time I encountered a cooling tower for boats, it tried to kill me. Lauderdale marine center in early 2002. I was mate/engineer on a 30m MY and we were beginning a 4 month yard period. A contractor was connecting a cooling tower to our AC plant, I was in the engine room bilge checking a sea chest for water flow. It had a thin clear perspexlid and I couldn’t see any water, it was air locked. I turned to the side and reached for my radio when the plastic lid shattered from the pressure and embedded a shard of itself in the engine room deck head. Right in line with where my face was a second earlier….. Kind of left a lasting impression. Years later in Mallorca after several sweaty and unbearablesummer refits working at YES engineering I asked someone why there weren’t any cooling towers. A blank look was my answer. Thats where it all began.

Transitioning to Shore-based Roles: Career Paths Beyond Yachting. With Courtesy of Erica Lay & The Mallorca Bulletin. #24/0208.

December 6, 2024 · 4 min read

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Erica Lay owner of EL CREW International Yacht Crew Agency http://www.elcrewco.com/ erica@elcrewco.com

Transitioning to Shore-based Roles: Career Paths Beyond Yachting.

The superyacht industry is known for its allure, adventure, and the opportunity to travel the world. However, many experienced crew members eventually seek to transition to shore-based roles, whether for stability, personal growth, or new challenges. The skills and knowledge acquired while working on yachts are highly transferable, opening various alternative career paths in yacht management, brokerage, consultancy, and beyond. Here’s a brief guide to some of the prominent shore-based opportunities available for former yacht crew members.

Yacht Management

1. Fleet Management:

Fleet managers oversee multiple yachts, ensuring they operate smoothly and efficiently. This role involves coordinating maintenance, managing budgets, managing HR and crew, and ensuring compliance with maritime regulations. Former captains, engineers, and senior deck officers are particularly suited for this role due to their comprehensive understanding of yacht operations.

2. Operations Manager:

An operations manager handles the day-to-day logistics of running a yacht or fleet of yachts. Responsibilities include coordinating with suppliers, managing inventories, and ensuring the yacht is ready for charters or owner use. This role requires excellent organisational skills and the ability to multitask, making it an ideal fit for former chief stews or mates.

3. Yacht Project Manager:

Project managers oversee the construction, refit, or extensive maintenance of yachts. They work closely with shipyards, designers, and engineers to ensure projects are completed on time, within budget, and to the owner’s specifications. Experienced crew members with technical knowledge and project management skills can excel in this role.

Yacht Brokerage

1. Sales Broker:

Yacht sales brokers facilitate the buying and selling of yachts. They need to have a deep understanding of the market, excellent negotiation skills, and the ability to build strong client relationships. Former crew members with extensive industry knowledge and a broad network can transition smoothly into brokerage, leveraging their experience to provide valuable insights to clients.

2. Charter Broker:

Charter brokers specialise in arranging yacht charters for clients. They must understand client needs, recommend suitable yachts, and coordinate the charter process from start to finish. Former crew members who have worked on charter yachts have a distinct advantage, as they understand the charter experience from both the crew and guest perspectives.

3. New Build Broker:

New build brokers assist clients in commissioning new yachts. This role involves guiding clients through the design and construction process, liaising with shipyards, and ensuring the client’s vision is realised. Crew members with a strong background in yacht construction and refits are well-suited for this role.

Consultancy and Advisory Roles

1. Yacht Consultant:

Yacht consultants provide expert advice on a range of topics, from yacht design and construction to operational efficiency and crew management. Former senior crew members can leverage their extensive experience to offer valuable consultancy services to yacht owners, builders, and management companies.

2. Crew Recruitment Consultant:

With firsthand knowledge of the demands and dynamics of working on a yacht, former crew members can excel as crew recruitment consultants. They can help match the right crew with the right yacht, ensuring a good fit based on skills, experience, and personality.

3. Safety and Compliance Consultant:

Safety and compliance consultants ensure yachts adhere to international maritime regulations and safety standards. This role involves conducting safety audits, training crew, and advising on regulatory changes. Former captains, chief officers and engineers with a deep understanding of maritime laws and safety protocols are ideal candidates for this role.

Training and Education

1. Maritime Instructor:

Former yacht crew members can become instructors at maritime training academies, teaching the next generation of yacht crew. Roles can range from practical training in navigation and seamanship to specialised courses in safety, hospitality, and technical skills.

2. Private Yacht Trainer:

Private yacht trainers work directly with yacht owners and their crews, providing tailored training programs. This can include everything from advanced navigation techniques to guest service excellence, wilderness first aid to mental health management. Experienced crew members with a passion for teaching can thrive in this role.

Supporting Roles

1. Yacht Provisioner:

Provisioning specialists ensure yachts are stocked with the highest quality food, beverages, and supplies. Former chefs and stews with a keen eye for detail and extensive supplier networks are perfect for this role.

2. Luxury Travel Consultant:

Luxury travel consultants design bespoke travel experiences for high-net-worth individuals. With their understanding of the luxury market and attention to detail, former yacht crew can create extraordinary travel itineraries that include yacht charters, private jet travel, and exclusive accommodations.

Transitioning to shore-based roles offers former yacht crew members a pathway to use their unique skills and experiences while enjoying greater stability, a home life, and new challenges. Whether moving into yacht management, brokerage, consultancy, or education, the opportunities are vast and varied. The key to a successful transition lies in identifying one’s strengths, networking within the industry, and continuously seeking professional development. With the right approach, former yacht crew can embark on fulfilling careers that keep them connected to the maritime world they love.

The Saga of Carl: Gourmet Engineer and Living Nightmare by Chef Luis Rafael Hurtado. #24/0206.

December 2, 2024 · 3 min read

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The Saga of Carl: Gourmet Engineer and Living Nightmare

Life on board a yacht is supposed to be glamorous—crystal-clear waters, sunsets worthy of postcards, and a crew that’s sharp, polished, and professional. And then there’s Carl, our onboard engineer. The only reason Carl still has this gig is that the owners don’t want to shell out more money for someone who knows which end of a wrench to use and how to fold a shirt.

Carl is a walking contradiction. He keeps the engines humming but can’t seem to maintain even basic hygiene in his room. The place hasn’t been cleaned since the yacht’s maiden voyage. Step inside, and you’ll find a biohazard zone disguised as a cabin. Old socks, mystery stains, and the faint odor of desperation blend into a symphony of horror. It’s as if Carl is conducting an experiment to see how much filth a human can survive. Spoiler: He’s winning.

Morning

Carl starts his day by stumbling into the galley like a sleep-deprived bear emerging from hibernation. He brews a cup of instant coffee so strong it could double as engine degreaser. Breakfast? A bizarre concoction of canned sausage, powdered eggs, and toast that somehow ends up both burnt and soggy. Carl calls it “rustic yacht fare.” We call it “hard to watch.”

Afternoon

When he’s not elbow-deep in engine grease, Carl likes to pretend he’s a gourmet chef. This involves raiding the galley for whatever isn’t bolted down and turning it into a dish only he dares to eat. One time, he made a “fusion pasta” with ketchup and instant ramen. Another time, he tried to sous vide a steak in the engine room. The results? Let’s just say the crew now has a strict No Carl in the Kitchen policy.

Let’s also talk about his room. The man lives like he’s actively auditioning for a reality show about hoarders. Dirty laundry is piled so high it’s practically a new bunkmate. Empty chip bags and soda cans litter the floor, creating a crunchy carpet of shame. He insists he’ll clean it “tomorrow,” but tomorrow—like Carl’s fitness goals—never comes.

Evening

By night, Carl swaps his overalls for what he calls “casual attire,” which is really just an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt that looks like it was purchased during a blackout sale. He lounges on the aft deck, puffing on a cigar he clearly can’t afford and swirling a glass of wine like he’s auditioning for Below Deck: The Budget Edition.

When the owners are aboard, Carl cranks up the charm—or what he thinks passes for charm. He leans into conversations with guests, regaling them with tales of his “chef skills” and “refined palate.” Meanwhile, the crew tries not to gag, knowing full well he eats cold spaghetti straight from the can when no one’s looking.

Why He’s Still Here

Let’s be honest—the only reason Carl still has a job is that he’s just competent enough to keep the engines running, and the owners don’t want to pay for someone better. So here we are, stuck with a man who can fix a diesel generator blindfolded but can’t figure out how to empty his trash bin.

Living with Carl is like sharing quarters with a tornado—it’s messy, chaotic, and leaves you questioning every life choice. But hey, at least the yacht’s engines work. For now.

FROM GALLEY TO GRANNY – What will be after yachting by Chef Tom Voigt. #24/0205.

December 1, 2024 · 2 min read

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FROM GALLEY TO GRANNY – What Comes After Yachting?

St. Tropez, July 30, 2024 – After four decades navigating the high seas and catering to the whims of the super-rich, seasoned yacht chef Claire Dubois is contemplating hanging up her apron and retiring her paring knife.

At 78, Claire finds the physical toll of the job increasingly demanding. “I’ve flambéed more lobster than I can count, but my knees and back are starting to give up the ghost,” she jokes with a sardonic smile.

Claire’s illustrious career, marked by exotic locales and impeccable dishes, is coming to an end. The relentless pace has her contemplating a life ashore, but not without some peculiar habits. “I’ll miss strutting down the passerelle, so I’m having one installed in my house back home,” she says with a smirk. “Because why should the exit from my living room be any less grand?”

Retirement isn’t exactly smooth sailing. Without a formal pension plan, Claire faces an uncertain future. “Retirement for yacht crew is like Bigfoot,” she deadpans. “Everyone talks about it, but no one’s actually seen it.”

Claire plans to keep her radio by her side, even in the afterlife. “I might be six feet under, but I’ll still be tuning into maritime chatter,” she jokes. At home, she’ll stick to her old habits: labeling every box and item, sleeping with a safety evacuation plan taped to the wall above her bed, and keeping a life vest in her wardrobe. “Old habits die hard,” she says with a shrug.

Even in retirement, Claire’s quirks will persist. She’ll buy large quantities of groceries as if she’s feeding a crew, and she’ll call her husband “Captain” in their domestic haven. If her tumble dryer breaks, you can bet she’ll shout for an “Engineer,” expecting an immediate fix.

As Claire’s final voyage draws near, she remains humorously fatalistic. “Life after yachting might be different, but I’ve survived worse. Maybe I’ll finally get to write my tell-all book: ‘Boiling Point: Memoirs of a Yacht Chef.’”

We are thrilled to celebrate the 10-Year Anniversary of Sunshine Yacht Services St. Barths!

November 29, 2024 · 1 min read

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Celebrating 10 Years of Sunshine Yacht Services St. Barths!

Dear All,

We are thrilled to celebrate the 10-Year Anniversary of Sunshine Yacht Services St. Barths!

With over 30 years of living on the island, we pride ourselves on being a truly local agency. Our extensive network of trusted contacts, reliable suppliers, and skilled island personnel ensures we deliver top-notch service. Resourceful, professional, and fair—we’re here for you 24/7.

As an owner-operated business, you will always deal directly with Marion Perry Balland, who brings unparalleled local expertise and a personal touch to every interaction.

• No hidden charges.

• No unnecessary fees.

• Just honest, transparent, and friendly service—by yachties, for yachties.

Thank you for choosing us and for being part of our journey!

Warm regards,

Marion Perry Balland

Sunshine Yacht Services St. Barths

Email: sunshineyachtservices@gmail.com

WhatsApp: +590 690 517 444

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Famous Yachts in Mallorca. The new Rainbow has had a significant impact on the J Class fleet and the broader sailing community. With Courtesy of Erica Lay & The Mallorca Bulletin. #24/0204.

November 29, 2024 · 3 min read

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Erica Lay owner of EL CREW International Yacht Crew Agency http://www.elcrewco.com/ erica@elcrewco.com

Following on from the iconic Velsheda, it only seems fair we give the other incredible (not to mention sexy) J Class sailing yachts a chance to shine. This week we’re looking at the new Rainbow. 

She’s recently undergone a big refit under the new ownership of a rather famous man in in the yachting world: Neville Crichton, a prominent New Zealand businessman renowned for his significant contributions to the automotive and marine industries. Crichton’s career began in the 1970s when he entered the automotive sector, eventually founding Ateco Automotive, which became one of Australasia’s leading importers and distributors of European luxury cars, including brands like Ferrari, Maserati, and Alfa Romeo.

In addition to his automotive ventures, Crichton has made a substantial impact in the marine industry. An accomplished yachtsman, he started sailing from a young age and as he grew up, took the opportunity to get out on the water whenever he was able. In 1977 he bought his first yacht, an ocean racer called Inca. But Crichton had ideas for his dream yacht –when no yard he approached could build what he wanted, he formed his own team and built it himself, which lead to him founding the highly regarded boat building company Alloy Yachts. Over the next 29 years they launched various motor and sailing yachts up to 67m (including over 20 for his own use) until the business closed in 2016.

Crichton has competed in numerous international sailing competitions, including the Sydney to Hobart, Fastnet, Transpac, and of course the Palma Superyacht Cup. 

A couple of years ago he decided to add the J Class yacht Rainbow to his fleet. This current Rainbow is a remarkable tribute to the original Rainbow, which was designed by the legendary naval architect Starling Burgess and built by the Herreshoff Manufacturing Company in 1934. The new Rainbow represents a blend of historical authenticity and modern technology, capturing the essence of the original while enhancing performance and comfort. 

The original Rainbow was commissioned by Harold Vanderbilt to defend the America’s Cup against the British challenger Endeavour in 1934. Designed and built in record time, Rainbow was a technological marvel of her day. She featured innovative design elements and construction techniques that made her a formidable competitor. Rainbow successfully defended the America’s Cup, securing her place in sailing history. However, like many J Class yachts, she was eventually decommissioned and scrapped after World War II.

The idea to recreate Rainbow emerged in the early 2000s, driven by a resurgence of interest in the J Class and a desire to revive these majestic yachts for modern racing and cruising. The vision was to build a yacht that remained faithful to the original 1934 design while incorporating contemporary advancements in materials, construction, and systems.

The design process for the new Rainbow began with meticulous research into the original yacht’s plans and specifications. Dykstra Naval Architects, known for their expertise in classic yacht design and restoration, were commissioned to oversee the project. They used the original Burgess plans as a foundation, ensuring the new Rainbow would retain the classic lines and aesthetic of her predecessor.

While the new Rainbow is visually very similar to the original, significant modern innovations have been integrated into her construction and systems, like choosing aluminium over timber for the hull to improve performance and longevity. 

Rigging and sails are, unsurprisingly, state of the art to enhance her sailing capabilities. The original Rainbow’s rigging and sails were made from natural fibres and wood, which required more maintenance and were less efficient.

Modern navigation, communication, and safety systems have been discreetly incorporated into the new Rainbow, ensuring compliance with contemporary standards while maintaining the yacht’s classic appearance. 

The new Rainbow was launched in 2012 by Holland Jachtbouw, a shipyard renowned for building and restoring classic yachts. Her debut was highly anticipated, and she quickly became a favourite in the J Class regatta circuit. Rainbow has since competed in numerous prestigious events, showcasing her speed, agility, and timeless beauty.

The new Rainbow has had a significant impact on the J Class fleet and the broader sailing community. She represents a successful fusion of historical fidelity and modern innovation, demonstrating that classic yacht designs can still compete at the highest levels of racing. Rainbow’s presence in regattas has helped to revive interest in the J Class and has inspired other restorations and new builds within the class.

The Microgreen Menace: A Tragicomic Tale of High Seas Horticulture by Chef Tom Voigt. #24/0201.

November 25, 2024 · 2 min read

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The Microgreen Menace: A Tragicomic Tale of High Seas Horticulture

By Chef Tom Voigt

July 2024: Somewhere in the Mediterranean Sea – The yacht Verdant Dreams has been found adrift, its crew tragically overwhelmed by an unexpected and deadly green invasion. The culprit? An obsession with microgreens and microherbs that spiraled out of control, turning a once-luxurious vessel into a floating greenhouse of doom.

It all began innocently enough, with the ship’s chef, Marco “Herbivore” Haverford, indulging in the latest culinary trend: microgreens. These delicate, flavorful sprouts became his passion, then his obsession, and finally, his undoing. Haverford’s compulsive need to garnish every dish with a sprinkling of these tiny greens soon escalated into a full-blown addiction, leading to the tragic events that have now become the stuff of nautical legend.

Witnesses report that the once-sparkling yacht was found completely overrun with a jungle of microgreens and microherbs, their delicate tendrils creeping into every nook and cranny. The crew, it appears, fell victim to the chef’s unrelenting quest for culinary perfection. The microgreens, normally harmless, turned deadly as they grew uncontrollably, enveloping the ship and suffocating the unsuspecting crew members in their sleep.

In a particularly poignant twist, Captain Gregory “Salty” Salazar—rumored to have been in a romantic relationship with Chef Haverford—was discovered in the chef’s shower, entangled in a fatal embrace of microherbs. The bathroom, like the rest of the yacht, had become an impenetrable thicket of verdant horror.

The Mediterranean Incident Commission (MIC) is now investigating this unprecedented case, prompting the Maritime Culinary Association (MCA) to impose an immediate ban on microgreens aboard all seafaring vessels. This new regulation aims to prevent any further incidents of this nature, with the cultivation and use of microgreens strictly prohibited.

Meanwhile, renowned yacht chef and social media influencer Ronny Davies has been temporarily detained for his role in promoting microgreens. Authorities found his quarters on another yacht filled with microgreen seeds and sprouts—even grotesquely sprouting from his face. Davies is currently held at a biological research facility under suspicion of being the carrier of this microgreen mania.

As the fallout continues, 2025 will see the introduction of stringent laws controlling the import and cultivation of microgreens on luxury yachts. Discussions are already underway regarding rehabilitation programs for those afflicted by this bizarre addiction. Some propose severe measures—including capital punishment—for extreme cases.

Ronny Davies, now infamous for his microgreen fixation, faces trial at the Supreme Court. Should he be convicted, he may meet a fate befitting his green obsession: burned at the stake on a pyre of microgreens in his hometown’s marketplace.

Thus, let this be a cautionary tale to all: what begins as a harmless garnish can, in excessive amounts, lead to the most unexpected and tragic of ends.

Famous Yachts in Mallorca. In 1984, Elizabeth L. Meyer purchased Endeavour. With Courtesy of Erica Lay & The Mallorca Bulletin. #24/0202.

November 22, 2024 · 4 min read

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Erica Lay owner of EL CREW International Yacht Crew Agency http://www.elcrewco.com/ erica@elcrewco.com

In 1984, Elizabeth L. Meyer purchased Endeavour, intending a full restoration, though the yacht was in poor condition after nearly 50 years of neglect, with only the hull remaining.

The J Class yacht Endeavour is a monumental figure in the annals of sailing history. Designed by the renowned naval architect Charles E Nicholson and built by the Camper & Nicholsons shipyard in Gosport in 1934 for Sir Thomas Sopwith, Endeavour was a formidable competitor in the world of yachting, particularly known for her role in the America’s Cup. In fact she’s one of the only two remaining J classes from this period (the other being Shamrock V). Sopwith was a London born aviation pioneer, businessman and yachtsman. An adventurous man,

Sopwith took part in the 100mile Tricar motorcycle trial in 1904 winning one of four medals. He also went hot air ballooning in 1906 and enjoyed it so much he bought his own. Sopwith was also, randomly, a fantastic ice skater and as part of the Great Britain national ice hockey 

team, won gold in the 1910 European Championships. His aviation career started that year, and after winning a cash prize for the longest flight from England to the continent, he set

up Sopwith School of Flying, closely followed by the Sopwith Aviation Company which built more than 18,000 aircraft for alied forces for WW1. In 1934 Sopwith funded, organised and

captained Endeavour. At the time, Endeavour’s technology was ground breaking. The

yacht measured 39.6m in length overall and featured a beam of 6.4m. Her design was

characterised by a sleek, narrow steel hull and a deep keel, optimised for superior per-

formance on the water. Endeavour’s primary mission was to compete in the 1934 America’s Cup, challenging the defending champion, Harold S Vanderbilt’s Rainbow. The yacht was equipped with a powerful sail plan that included a tall mast and expansive sail area, allowing Endeavour to harness the wind effectively and achieve remarkable speeds. Her design innovations were aimed at surpassing the reigning American yacht in both technical prowess and aesthetic appeal. The match was highly anticipated as Endeavour was seen as a serious contender capable of breaking America’s winning streak, especially after beating fellow Js Velsheda and Shamrock V in her first season racing. The series was fiercely contested, with En -deavour showcasing her impressive capabilities on the water. Endeavour took the first two races and hopes were high for the British side. But Rainbow’s tacticians came through and managed to win the next two races. Despite Sopwith contesting one of Rainbow’s manoeuvres, the Cup Committee ruled in favour of the Americans, and Rainbow went on to with the series 4-2 resulting with one British national newspaper headline stating “Britannia rules the waves

and America waives the rules.”! However, Endeavour’s legacy was far from diminished. She

continued racing but suffered a partial wreck in 1937 whilst being towed back across the Atlantic to the UK. The towline broke and she was set adrift – many thought she was lost but Endeavour was found and eventually made it back to England where she went was laid up. Sadly she was left to deteriorate under several owners until she was purchased by Elizabeth L

Meyer in 1984. Meyer set out to do a full restoration of the yacht, but Endeavour was in a very poor state after nearly 50 years of neglect with no rudder, mast or keel and just the hull remaining. Work started where she lay in Calshot Spit, in the South of England until she was seaworthy enough to get her to Royal Huisman in Holland where they gave her a new rig, engine, systems and a new interior. This was a huge project for Meyer who had to sell various properties to fund this labour of love, so relaunching her in 1989 was a great achievement. It was the first time Endeavour had sailed in over 50 years, so to celebrate, Meyer organised the first J Class race the world had seen in that time in Newport, Rhode Island, and despite not having money left to pay the sailors, she received hundreds of applications to crew on Endeavour and Shamrock V. Meyer went on to set up the International Yacht Restoration School in 1993. Her work in building and yacht restoration has seen her receive the president’s award from the National Trust for Historic Preservation. She was also involved in the restoration of the other remaining J from that era, Shamrock V. Since then Endeavour has been sold on to other owners who continue to upgrade and modernise. With a rich history and legacy like hers, we’re sure she’ll continue to dominate the waves for many years to come.