Tropical Christmas vs European Christmas at Sea
With Courtesy of Erica Lay & The Mallorca Bulletin. #25/1131. Erica Lay is owner of EL CREW International Yacht Crew Agency http://www.elcrewco.com/ erica@elcrewco.com
Two very different worlds. Both involve fairy lights held up by cable ties.
Christmas on land is predictable. You know what you’re getting: James Bond films, questionable jumpers, and arguments over the gravy. Christmas at sea? Completely different beast. And depending on where the yacht is parked, you’re either sweltering in the Caribbean or dodging icy winds in Europe wondering why anyone thought alfresco lunch was a good idea.
Let’s break it down.
A Tropical Christmas: Sand, Sea, and Suspiciously Sweaty Santa Hats
A Caribbean Christmas is basically the universe saying, “Here, have warmth, sun, and rum. Lots of rum.”
The Vibe:
It’s hot. It’s bright. Everything smells like sunscreen, coconuts, and the faint panic of the chef trying to stop the chocolate truffles melting.
Crew are in festive outfits that make no sense in 30 degrees. Guests are in swimwear accessorised with designer Santa hats. Someone is always asking, “Do you think the beach bar will play carols?” (Unfortunately the answer is yes.)
The Traditions:
• Champagne breakfast on the aft deck
• Snorkelling with turtles instead of watching The Snowman
• Guests insisting on actual snow (deck crew quietly Googling “how to clean foam stains off teak”)
• Santa arriving on a jet ski, because why not
• Beach BBQs where the hardest job is keeping the wind from blowing away the mince pies
The Challenges:
Everything melts.
Everything overheats.
Everything needs chilling.
Including the crew.
Also, the Caribbean is where turkeys go to disappear. A tropical Christmas menu often becomes “creative poultry-based improvisation”.
But the sunsets? Unreal. The water? Like a postcard. The mood? Unbeatable.
A tropical Christmas is chaotic, glamorous, and slightly ridiculous in all the best ways.
A European (Mediterranean) Christmas: Quiet Marinas, Cold Breezes, and Crew Making Their Own Festive Fun
Now, let’s be honest – most owners do not flock to the Med for Christmas. The Med in December is for hardy locals, shipyard teams, and yacht crew layered up like they’re preparing for a polar expedition.
The Vibe:
Quiet. Peaceful. Bit chilly.
Marinas lit up with Christmas lights. Cafés full of crew trying to warm up after morning washdown. Half the yachts are in refit mode, half are napping until spring.
It’s the calmest the Med ever gets, which is why crew secretly love it.
What Actually Happens:
• Crew Christmas dinners in Palma, Barcelona, Antibes, or La Spezia
• A frantic 24-hour owner pop-in where everyone pretends it’s summer
• The captain politely declining the owner’s suggestion of “a little cruise” in 35 knots
• Shore leave spent Christmas-shopping in cities instead of provisioning in remote islands
• Uniforms that never fully dry because the €!&% humidity won’t quit
And the Scenery?
Incredible. Snowy mountains in the distance. Empty bays. Wintry sunrises. Cities decorated to the nines. It’s peaceful in a way the high season never is.
The Challenges:
• Cold hands
• Icy decks
• The engineer spending 40% of their day defrosting something
But crew get the rare gift of… breathing. And that alone makes a Med Christmas feel special in its own quiet way.
The Pacific Christmas: Remote, Quiet, and Drop-Dead Gorgeous
For the yachts lucky enough to be out in the Pacific? This is the “spiritual retreat” version of Christmas.
The Vibe:
Silence.
Space.
Turquoise water as far as the eye can see.
Christmas Eve with only reef sharks for neighbours.
It’s peaceful in a way no Caribbean anchorage in December will ever be.
The Traditions:
• Island picnics that feel like you’re on your own private planet
• Starry Christmas nights that actually look photoshopped
• Guests who wanted to escape everything – and actually did
The Challenges:
Provisioning? Forget it. You either have it onboard or you don’t eat it. (Shoutout to chefs who have made Christmas dinner out of three tins of something and a prayer.)
Connectivity also tends to evaporate, which means crew get to say the sweetest sentence in yachting: “I’m sorry, there’s no signal to stream that right now.”
Peace on Earth indeed.
So Which Christmas Wins?
Tropical Christmas is fun, flashy, and full of sunshine.
European Christmas is cosy, classy, and full of mulled wine.
Pacific Christmas is serene, remote, and full of “wow”.
Each one comes with chaos.
Each one comes with magic.
Each one gives guests (and crew) something completely unforgettable.
But whichever version you pick, one thing stays the same: the crew working their socks off to make it all happen while trying not to sweat, freeze, or cry into the gravy.








